breakingtablesinnandos:

Though we’re Niall’s biggest fans

Niall is our biggest fan

butthurtbandboys:

lux has the best choice of baby photos for her year book one day “hmm should I use this photo of harry styles holding me shirtless or should I use this photo of louis tomlinson playing peek a boo with me”

moonupabove:

askinnyblackman:

elloelen:

theprettygoodgatsby:

piffsburg:

Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.

Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit

Even if they throw the first punch?

how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong

#god damn we learned this shit in like kindergarten

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

patrick-stump-hand:

pizzaswag:

abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me

you are the first five minutes of supernatural

I’m not very popular…

… but look, I really want to meet One Direction. I don’t have the means to get this opportunity otherwise. I don’t have any creepy obsessions with the boys. I don’t know the exact time they were born or the mom’s husband’s brother’s uncle’s name. I genuinely appreciate these five men for their talent and their attitudes towards fame and their fans. I would like nothing better than to express this gratitude to them but it’s hard being one in a billion voices that they hear every day of their lives. If you could click this link, (you can click once a day) I could possibly have the chance to meet them when they come to my hometown. I appreciate any help and much love to anyone that takes the moment <3

http://www.q102.com/d/?6qp

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

lecavaliers:

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

#It’d be fine if I didn’t keep tripping over my fifteen shotguns

ifyouhadwings:

teamniceboyfriends:

IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that

YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste

lardypoison:

tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow

ziamstagrams:

if the person i fall in love with doesnt look at me like this then im not staying in that relationship

Clive Calder and Keith Calder

thisisnotthem:

Let me just start with saying, that when I came upon the name Clive Calder for the first time, I saw an accusation from a fan saying that he’s Eleanor’s father. I thought it was only coincidence that they both have the same last name. I doubted that he was related to her, until I decided to scoop up information about him and his personal life. Due to his strict privacy about his personal life, there aren’t much information to find out about him…

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how just how I don't even know what the fuck I just read my brain is shattered

nointerrruption:

oh my god but could you imagine harry going to parents day at preschool and having to fit his huge body in those tiny plastic chairs as he sits next to his child helping them color and write their name and he’d probably let all the little kids put stickers all over his body and in his hair and it might hurt to take them off but he wouldn’t mind ;_;