you know more people might enjoy Shakespeare if you taught them about the dick jokes and encouraged them to laugh at the jokes and understand the puns and the sex jokes and to treat the comedies like the ridiculous soap operas they are
im at my church and im using the wifi here and i look to see what my connections are and
new haircut :)
see this selfie? none of us will have a selfie like this selfie. none of us are this man. none of us will ever post anything that gets as many notes as this selfie. oh, you have a hundred note selfie? cool. oh, you have a thousand note selfie? nice. but this guy? this guy’s got 44k notes on his selfie because he got a new fucking haircut. he’s been on every kind of blog. pale grunge, soft ghetto, comedy, fandom, all of them. none of us will ever have a selfie quite like this. we’re pathetic. we’re nothing, we graduate and get 50 notes on our selfies, he gets a new haircut, and he gets 44 thousand. who are we? nobody, that’s who.
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
Dear “Dad,” I haven’t had much to say about you but I do now. Dear “Dad,” did you know I’m 21 this year? I bet you didn’t. Dear “Dad,” did you know I’m a year away from getting my degree? Dear “Dad,” did you know I grew up strong and independent with strong ties to my family? Dear “Dad,” did you know I learned how to be me without you? Dear “Dad,” did you know I never felt like I was missing anything? Dear “Dad,” did you know that I feel weird saying “dad” and I can’t call anyone that, even though he’s been a father figure and I love him dearly? Dear “Dad,” did you know that I have several male role models in my life, and you’re not one of them? Dear “Dad,” did you know that people tell me that they’re sorry when I say I never knew you? Dear “Dad,” did you know I always reply, “I’m not.”
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
3 homicides in the same month, all very similar to one another. the police department is sure they have a serial murderer on the loose, but they have no leads. soon enough they receive a threatening letter. “i know i„ killde all thos e poeple but.. nwo it s all over the nwes and people are angyr at me and i camt stop„„ cryign im so soryr im sorry ok„ i didmt mean to caues such a fuss„„„,” the case is dropped. he was so sorry. look at all those misspelled words.